Welcome fellow Trumpeters
The official homepage of The Trouser Trumpets. A Kent based band celebrating the music of Spike Jones, The Bonzo's and many other curios' and oddities from just outside the box. Drawn together from a love of all things foolish, The Trouser Trumpets are approximately a 12 piece band when running on full steam, including a range of sonic devices such as euphoniums, thunder makers and possibly the smallest cornet in the western world. This website is currently under developement, so please bookmark us and come back later. If you wish to contact the Trouser Trumpets for your event or hear us on CD, please contact andy@trousertrumpets.co.uk
Latest News
Yep, we went and did a Christmas Single! (well somebody had to)
With the help of all you trumpeteers we hope to dent the over inflated ego's of manufactured pop impresarios by storming the new download charts, thus becoming over inflated manufactured pop impresatios ourselves. Click Here to download your copy and lose Simon Cowell that beach house he's bulding on the moon right now.
For our latest gigs check out our small slice of the Murdoch empire at
www.myspace.com/jbattt
Music & Video
To hear The Trouser Trumpets in full flow
please select one of the links to the right. 
Coctails For Two: MP3
Ragtime Cowboy Joe:MP3
Jollity Farm: MP3
About The Trouser Trumpets
Initially the wanton dream of Andy the Drummer, James Bradley and the Trouser Trumpets were formed somewhere around the heady late summer of 2006. He cherry picked the finest musicians from around the area. Unfortunately none of them were available, and thus the trouser trumpets were born. They began practicing in a purpose built shed. The purpose being to annoy the people next door for at least three hours of the working week, they grew and multiplied like viagra fuelled guini-pigs, soon outgrowing thier timber palace and have now relocated to a secret location in deepest whitstable (The Labour Club) A full list of all band members is available by written request.